Coleman the Undead

Perhaps one ought not to cast aspersions upon the physical appearance of the
  objects of one's political disdain,
Especially if one has Little Room to Talk, but (and especially since I am nobody in particular)
I cannot forbear remarking my impression that Norm Coleman
With his excessively well-coifed hair and shiny-white marble expanse of teeth
Resembles nothing so much as Frankenstein's monster
Run through one of those makeover reality TV shows
(Maybe with a touch of high biotech corporate engineering)
And coming out less real than the original creature--even if a bit more svelte...

And me, I'm about ready to be one of the ill-formed peasants with a torch and pitchfork...

R.
 
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